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Thursday, 27 November 2003

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Simon Brunning

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El Presidente

The "code poet" needs all the blessing he can get

Steve

Hi, I'm very happy to find that Simon has a mum. Most of us thought that he had been written by some twisted James Bond baddie computer nerd and let loose to dominate cyberspace.

Welcome to the world of blogging, I'll look forward to reading Lotus in the Mud.

z

Yes, welcome to blogging!!

Jokes

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"The agent replies, "Then you?re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I cant kill my wife." The agent replies, "You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Sujatin

Not sure how THIS got here

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